I wonder how many animal jokes there are in the whole world? Well, maybe you will want to google that for yourself.

Some people have a knack of telling jokes and making people laugh. Everyone can have great fun telling jokes and laughing at jokes about almost anything. I enjoy and admire comedians and comediennes who are very good at observing people’s everyday life and retelling it in a funny and hilarious way. I enjoy telling jokes and being silly and having fun with friends and family. Even the notorious Christmas cracker jokes, we enjoy those too.

Some jokes have what is called a “pun” and some have a “punchline”. Usually that’s where the laughter happens. Apparently, it’s not only what you say, but the way in which you say it makes a joke humorous. Some jokes are so badly told, that they still end up making me laugh. Funny!!

Animals jokes are very popular and are enjoyed by many. Here are my Top 7 Animal Jokes for you to try out. Hope you enjoy them!

1. What do you call a bird with a phone?
   A Tweeter.
2. What is the problem with an invisible cow?
   They are herd, but not seen.
3. How do turtles talk to each other?
   By using shell phones.
4. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
   They are always stuffed.
5. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?
   Odour in Court!
6. There are 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
   None, because they were all copycats!
7. Where do mice park their boats?
   At the hickory dickory dock.

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Article posted 4 August 2020